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Track Your Throne Sessions
The fun couples app to compete, track, and map your bathroom conquests together.
How It Works
Create Your Room
Set up your profile, get a unique room code, and invite your partner to join the competition.
Log & Locate
Record each throne session with GPS. Earn bonus points for office deposits, night owls, and new territories!
Map Your Conquests
See all your bathroom adventures on a map. Each partner has their own color of poops scattered across the world!
Track Your Health
Monitor your frequency, timing, and patterns. Useful insights for you and your doctor.
Location is optional and private: visible only to you and your room partner — never public or shared with third parties.
Earn Bonus Points
Not all bathroom trips are created equal!
Office Deposit
+3 pts during work hours (9-5)
Night Owl
+2 pts between midnight & 5am
New Territory
+5 pts for a brand new location
Speed Run
+2 pts within 2 hours of last
Ready to Compete?
Join couples around the world in the most hilarious tracker you never knew you needed.
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